I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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