It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.