***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest