Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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