did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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