so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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