Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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