Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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