oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do herpes really smell.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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