Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
