Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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