If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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