i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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