Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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