everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize