She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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