Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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