Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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