Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Randomize
