I puked a lego.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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