Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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