wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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