But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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