why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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