My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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