my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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