i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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