I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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