yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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