I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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