I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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