I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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