I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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