I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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