I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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