after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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its like you know when i get waxed
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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