It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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