Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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