Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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