You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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