How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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