i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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