hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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