just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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