Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize