So drunk its hurt
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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