it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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