I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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