There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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