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I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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