I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Green mimosas i think yes
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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