i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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