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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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