meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
