Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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