His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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