I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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